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Sōzoku Shita Sofu no Ie no Urayama ni Danjon ga Dekimashita - Chapter 84

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Takasugi-kun Goes to Buy Pants


When I stepped out into the hallway and walked toward the exit, I saw Kudo waiting in the lounge.

There were holes in both buttocks parts of my pants, and through the gaps, my precious butt was visible.

I had no choice but to walk with my palm pressed against my butt.

This is bad.

At this rate, I can't go home like this.

If this happens, people will find out that I’m an explorer.

I took Kudo with me and headed to the shop that sells weapons and armor.

I remembered that last time they were selling pants there.

When we arrived, that old man who gave me unnecessary advice was there.

I ignored him and headed to where the pants were displayed.

I was shocked when I saw the item in the best spot.

One pair of pants cost 350,000 yen!

Isn’t that way too overpriced?

That old man really is an idiot.

My eyes don’t deceive me!

Just as I was thinking this, the old man spoke up.

“That’s made with rare thread dropped from insect-type monsters, carefully crafted by artisans with sincerity. The thread has physical resistance added.”

What? Physical resistance?

I checked the product tag.

It said exactly what the old man told me.

This might actually be a good item.

I don’t trust the old man, but I trust the product tag.

Anyone can say anything with words.

If a problem happens, arguing back and forth solves nothing.

But with a product tag, there are others watching and proof remains.

They also sold underwear with physical resistance.

One pair of underwear costs 50,000 yen.

If I wear these pants and underwear, my precious butt will be safe!

This is a buy for sure.

Money talks after all.

Poor people like Shiraishi can’t afford this.

I bought the pants and underwear and changed in the fitting room.

I’d just dispose of the pants and underwear with holes.

My closet at home has a lot of clothes, so swapping out one pair of pants wouldn’t be noticed by anyone.

I’m a man who never neglects style!

Kudo and I then went to the second-floor cafeteria.

The magic stones from the horned rabbits Kudo defeated were given to him.

Apparently, one stone was worth 800 yen.

I bought a canned coffee from a vending machine, sat down, and looked at the dungeon map while thinking about future plans.

Both Kudo and I are slow movers.

We’re totally mismatched with the fast horned rabbits.

Looking at the dungeon map, the fourth basement level is marked as a forest area.

And the monsters there are goblins.

Goblins are about 1.5 meters tall and wield clubs.

That’s it!

I had a gut feeling!

Goblins are the monsters meant for me to level up.

Kudo came carrying a tray.

There was pudding on the tray.

How much do you love pudding, anyway!?

Well, pudding isn’t important right now.

I spoke to Kudo.

“Take tomorrow off, and from the day after, we start goblin hunting!”

Kudo said, “Got it.”

I’m really looking forward to goblin hunting.

But rest is necessary.

Especially today, I need to take a relaxing bath to heal the mental shock from the injury to my butt.

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